Akibat Tersyasyul

Tempat : Di Dalam Kelas
Masa : Di suatu Petang


Cikgu memberi latihan dan sedang menunggu pelajar menyiapkan latihan tersebut. Tetiba..

Cikgu : Kaya yer students kelas ni

Pelajar : Kenapa cikgu??

Cikgu : Warna-warni G-STRING kamu

Pelajar : G-String???sapa yang pakai cikgu? macam mana cikgu tau??

Cikgu : Kawan-kawan kamu la. macam-macam warna ada. Kaya sungguh..

Pelajar : sapa cikgu??

Cikgu : tu ha..(sambil menuding jari ke arah seorang budak perempuan)

Pelajar : Wei, Si A pakai g-string (sambil ketawa-ketawa)

Cikgu : Apsal pula kamu ketawa, betul la. tengok kat tangan dia. g-string warna hijau lagi

Pelajar : Cikgu, tu g-shock la...

Cikgu : @!&%%%&**@ adoii.kenapa la dengan confident nya aku sebut g-string ni. tu g-shock la..adoii..adoiii..malu (berkata di dalam hati)

Pelajar : hahaha..cikgu, kantoi!!!!

Cikgu : Saja jer nak uji tahap pengetahuan kamu.


Loceng berbunyi..

Cikgu : *berkata di dalam hati.." nasibla dah habis waktu. tebal muka aku seploh inci kut. arghhhhh.."

ini rupa g-shock yang santek bergaya kau memang d-bommmbb. pink gitu nyahhhh

memalukan diri di khalayak ramai, sungguh tak ketahuan. ni la akibatnya kalu 1,2 minggu ni asyik ajar POEM jer. foning-foning sudah..


p/s: berhati-hati tatkala mengeluarkan sesuatu perkataan...

Dear Me

Dear me,
Please get yourself organize,
Please focus on what u do,
Please list out the things-to-do,
Please prioritizes your work!!
Please highlight important dates,
Please do, do, do <---yes i do, i do, i do, do do do do (refering to rhythm 'i do' BY Colbie Caillat)
so that..
u not be left behind

Give me the strength both spiritually and physically to do the work you have called me to do,
Give me the strength lightly to bear my joys and sorrows,
Give me the strength to make my love fruitful in service,
Give me the strength to fight with keMALASan :)

p/s: sedang berMOOD POEM untuk minggu ni sebab nak habiskan POEMs..arghhh..see the words HIGHLIGHTED?? we call it as ANAPHORA atau anafora in malay. Anaphora is repetition of the same word or group of words at the beginning of successive clauses, sentences or lines. Baiklah pelajar-pelajar sekalian, selamat belajar. haha ^_^

Save The Date : Suraya & Fahmi's Solemnization Day

3 September 2011 was the biggest day of my classmate aka my BFF aka bla bla bla yang sewaktu dengannya. Suraya and her husband, Fahmi solemnization day!! Dengan sekali lafaz, Suraya sah bergelar isteri kepada En. Fahmi. Alhamdulillah..

masa ni tengah dengar khutbah dari Tok Imam..kenalah bersoal jawab dengan tok imam dulu kan. Hanya Allah sahaja yang tahu perasaan mereka berdua masa ni kan. Alhamdulillah segalanya berjalan lancar :)

Subhanallah, she's really gorgeous in that white jubah. That's my beautiful princess, Suraya!! She's so elegant and look very lovely in that stunning dress.

I'm happy for both of u and i feel blessed that i had the opportunity to be there, to know Sue before she became Fahmi's wife..teehhe~

To Sue and Fahmi,

I wish both of you the very best of marriage life. May Allah s.w.t bless this newlyweds and may their future be filled with love and happiness. I'll pray that the journey that both of you will go through, will be smooth sailing and get barakah in every steps of the way. Semoga mendapat cutiest and soleh babies. Insyaallah..Amin!!

nak jugak ambil seri pengantin kan..hehe

"Semoga Allah memberi berkah kepadamu dan atasmu serta mengumpulkan kamu berdua (pengantin laki-laki dan perempuan) dalam kebaikan."

Just for both of u ^_^

We’re here on this special day
Our hearts are full of pleasure
A day that brings the two of you
Close together
We’re gathered here to celebrate
A moment you’ll always treasure
We ask Allah to make your love
Last forever

Let’s raise our hands and make Du’a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice

Let’s all say, say, say

بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
Baraka Allahu Lakuma wa Baraka alikuma
Wa jamaah baina kuma fee khair.
Barakallah hu lakuma wa baraka alikuma
Wa jamaah baina kuma fii khair.

From now you’ll share all your chores
Through heart-ship to support each other
Together worshipping Allah
Seeking His pleasure

We pray that He will fill your life
With happiness and blessings
And grants your kids who make your home
Filled with laughter

Let’s raise our hands and make Dua
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let’s all say, say, say

بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
وجمع بينكما في خير
Baraka Allahu Lakuma wa Baraka alikuma
Wa jamaah baina kuma fee khair.
Barakallah hu lakuma wa baraka alikuma
Wa jamaah baina kuma fii khair.

بارك الله
بارك الله لكم ولنا

الله بارك لهما
الله أدم حبهما
الله صلّي وسلّم على رسول الله

الله تب علينا
الله ارض عنا
الله اهد خطانا
على سنة نبينا

Let’s raise our hands and make Du’a
Like the Prophet taught us
And with one voice
Let’s all say, say, say

بارك الله لكما وبارك عليكما
Barakallahu Lakuma wa Baraka alikuma

p/s: agak panjang entry i kali ni. besalah dah lama kut tak update blog. dasar pemalas, cenggini la..hehe